Normally, Mondays have no repercussions for the freelancer. Well, not usually. Some deadlines fall on Mondays, or you get some errand to run on Monday, but that's about the extent of it, right?

So why am I so blah today? Using my bad ass detective skills that Sherlocke Holmes only wishes he had, if he were American and not British... wait... is he British? I dunno, but he ain't AZN!
Right. Back on track: Using my bad ass detective skillz and awesome deductive reasoning we look at why my Monday is so shietty...

1) Been a week on the Induction Phase of a modifed Low Carb Diet.
This is what? Like, the umph-teenth time I've been on this diet? I love the induction phase! But I'm also a glutton for punishment. Now to bring my weight back down to my "20's" days. Shoot, I should start going to Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu classes again. <--- Been saying that for like 4 years now...
Whatevah, I'll do what I want!

2) Wife was sick all weekend. You know how like sometimes when your wife gets sick you get kinda sick as well? I mean like you aren't actually sick, but you feel sick because she is sick and... no? I'm alone in this one??
Whatevah!

3) Been running 100% Caffeine and 0% Creativity. You know sometimes when you have, like, 10 deadlines coming up on Monday and it's Sunday night and you have, like, two out of the five pages you're supposed to have done, done? No? You don't procrastinate like I do????
Whatevah!


Right. There's more than enough reasons there to have yourself a crappy lil' Monday.

But, we'll keep plugging along, doing the best we can, right? What? What now? That's cliche and stupid?
Whatevah!

Bastids. Here, look and bid on this Padme. Gowon. Git. I'mma sit here starin' at my half finished pages until the editors start a callin'.

 

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