Some eventful things happening this week. I even typed up a whole page of blog, bitching about it. There was even some advice in there for young or aspiring artists. :)

But... then I remembered that there are a few people who look at this site, and I was caught with my foot in my mouth once before... (The Batgirl fiasco, where I said that I was on the book before DC annouced it.) Hahahahah, ooops!

So, yeah... instead of a rant, I give you... a joke instead! YAY! Smiles! Who doesn't like smiles?

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Stolen from "The conspiracy to keep you poor and stupid"

"Herman walked into the local brothel and said, "I want to see Natalie."

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Natalie."

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, Herman pulled out ten $100 bills, gave them to Natalie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The next night, Herman appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, she was just too expensive, and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again Herman pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night, Herman was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.

"No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

Herman replied, "New York." "Really" she said. "I have family in New York." "I know," Herman said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer"

Hahahahah! It's all good, mang! 

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